Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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