How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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