Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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