She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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