why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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