I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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