party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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