he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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