my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if only i could text you this smell
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize
