Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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