i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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