I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
my liver is dry heaving
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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