Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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