hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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