I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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