absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
