I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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