i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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