So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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