Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
