There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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