So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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