Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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