tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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