just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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