singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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