sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
