Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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