he told me I talked like a deaf person
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Green mimosas i think yes
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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