3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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