It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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