you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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