Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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