what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Even my vagina gasped.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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