I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
