Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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