Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????