I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship