We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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