I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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