If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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