The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
and she was petting her beer can
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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