when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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