It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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