i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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