he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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