just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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