I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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