That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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