why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
