every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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