Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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