Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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