To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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