i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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